{"id":9354,"date":"2005-12-01T10:01:13","date_gmt":"2005-12-01T15:01:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.discovermagazine.com\/cosmicvariance\/2005\/12\/01\/the-following-are-not-blues-beverages\/"},"modified":"2005-12-01T10:01:13","modified_gmt":"2005-12-01T15:01:13","slug":"the-following-are-not-blues-beverages","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/2005\/12\/01\/the-following-are-not-blues-beverages\/","title":{"rendered":"The following are NOT blues beverages"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<ol>\n<li>Perrier<\/li>\n<li>Chardonnay<\/li>\n<li>Snapple<\/li>\n<li>Slim Fast<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.steelypips.org\/principles\/\">Chad Orzel<\/a>, Scott Spiegelberg&#8217;s instructions on <a href=\"http:\/\/musicalperceptions.blogspot.com\/2005\/11\/how-to-sing-blues.html\">How To Sing the Blues<\/a>.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>If death occurs in a cheap motel or a shotgun shack, it&#8217;s a blues death. Stabbed in the back by a jealous lover is another blues way to die. So are the electric chair, substance abuse, and dying lonely on a broken-down cot. You can&#8217;t have a blues death if you die during a tennis match or while getting liposuction.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Perrier Chardonnay Snapple Slim Fast Via Chad Orzel, Scott Spiegelberg&#8217;s instructions on How To Sing the Blues. If death occurs in a cheap motel or a shotgun shack, it&#8217;s a blues death. Stabbed in the back by a jealous lover is another blues way to die. So are the electric chair, substance abuse, and dying [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9354","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment","category-music"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9354","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9354"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9354\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9354"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9354"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9354"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}