{"id":9342,"date":"2005-11-28T13:00:59","date_gmt":"2005-11-28T18:00:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.discovermagazine.com\/cosmicvariance\/2005\/11\/28\/titling\/"},"modified":"2005-11-28T13:00:59","modified_gmt":"2005-11-28T18:00:59","slug":"titling","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/2005\/11\/28\/titling\/","title":{"rendered":"Titling"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For reasons having nothing to do with the <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.discovermagazine.com\/cosmicvariance\/2005\/11\/25\/obscure-films\/\">obscure films<\/a> post, I recently had the opportunity to see Terry Gilliam&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/us.imdb.com\/title\/tt0088846\/\"><em>Brazil<\/em><\/a> (for perhaps the fifth or sixth time).  It&#8217;s a close call between that and <a href=\"http:\/\/us.imdb.com\/title\/tt0034583\/\"><em>Casablanca<\/em><\/a> for my all-time favorite movie &#8212; how can you go wrong combining Kafka and Orwell with Monty Python and Tom Stoppard?  (<em>Brazil<\/em>, I mean, not <em>Casablanca<\/em>.)<\/p>\n<p>Of course there is a wonderful backstory to the making of the movie, in which Universal studios chopped up the movie to make a &#8220;love conquers all&#8221; version with a happy ending, which Gilliam refused to have his name associated with.  Fortunately that version never got released, as Gilliam resorted (intentionally or not) to a fiendishly clever strategy:  he surreptitiously showed his version to groups of film critics, and the LA film critics society awarded its &#8220;best picture of the year&#8221; award to a movie that hadn&#8217;t even been released.  The awards, which Universal would much have preferred go to its other movie <em>Out of Africa<\/em>, embarassed the studio into letting Gilliam&#8217;s version be distributed, albeit without any support.<\/p>\n<p>You can read all sorts of fun trivia in the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.faqs.org\/faqs\/movies\/brazil-faq\/\"><em>Brazil<\/em> FAQ<\/a>.  My favorite is this:  Sidney Scheinberg, president of Universal and the man in charge of the happy-ending version, decided he didn&#8217;t like the title, and solicited suggestions from his staff.  (To be fair, the title would have made less for his version; in Gilliam&#8217;s version there is an elaborate soundtrack by Michael Kamen that is constructed primarily out of variations of the song &#8220;Brazil,&#8221; all of which was replaced in Scheinberg&#8217;s version by rock music, to attract teenagers.)  Here are the suggested replacement titles:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li> If Osmosis, Who Are You?<\/li>\n<li>Some Day Soon<\/li>\n<li>Vortex                        <\/li>\n<li>Day Dreams and Night Tripper<\/li>\n<li>What a Future!                            <\/li>\n<li>Litterbugs<\/li>\n<li>The Works        <\/li>\n<li>Skylight City<\/li>\n<li>You Show Me Your Dream&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Access<\/li>\n<li>Arresting Developments                 <\/li>\n<li>Nude Descending Bathroom Scale<\/li>\n<li>Lords of the Files<\/li>\n<li>Dreamscape<\/li>\n<li>The Staplegunners      <\/li>\n<li>Progress<\/li>\n<li>Forever More                          <\/li>\n<li>The Right to Bear Arms<\/li>\n<li>Explanada Fortunata Is Not My Real Name<\/li>\n<li>All Too Soon<\/li>\n<li>Chaos                                     <\/li>\n<li>Where Were We?<\/li>\n<li>Disconnected Parties<\/li>\n<li>Blank\/Blank<\/li>\n<li>Erotic                                <\/li>\n<li>Shadow Time<\/li>\n<li>Maelstrom              <\/li>\n<li>Forces of Darkness<\/li>\n<li>The Man in the Custom Tailored T-shirt    <\/li>\n<li>Fold, Spindle, Mutilate<\/li>\n<li>Can&#8217;t Anybody Here Play the Cymbals?      <\/li>\n<li>Sign on High<\/li>\n<li>The Ball Bearing Electro Memory Circuit Buster<\/li>\n<li>This Escalator Doesn&#8217;t Stop At Your Station<\/li>\n<li>Gnu Yak, Gnu Yak, and Other Bestial Places<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I can&#8217;t for the life of me understand what they were thinking for most of these.  (Okay, I kind of like &#8220;Litterbugs.&#8221;)  I suspect they had a thought process along the lines of &#8220;Well, the movie&#8217;s kind of weird, so let&#8217;s make the title &#8230; weird!&#8221;  I&#8217;ve had my own battles with <em>Physical Review<\/em> over titles of my papers, but nothing like this.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For reasons having nothing to do with the obscure films post, I recently had the opportunity to see Terry Gilliam&#8217;s Brazil (for perhaps the fifth or sixth time). It&#8217;s a close call between that and Casablanca for my all-time favorite movie &#8212; how can you go wrong combining Kafka and Orwell with Monty Python and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9342","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment","category-miscellany"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9342","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9342"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9342\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9342"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9342"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9342"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}