{"id":593,"date":"2006-01-23T11:59:55","date_gmt":"2006-01-23T16:59:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.discovermagazine.com\/cosmicvariance\/2006\/01\/23\/word-crisis\/"},"modified":"2006-01-23T11:59:55","modified_gmt":"2006-01-23T16:59:55","slug":"word-crisis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/2006\/01\/23\/word-crisis\/","title":{"rendered":"Word crisis"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Forget about <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.discovermagazine.com\/cosmicvariance\/2005\/10\/14\/be-afraid-be-very-afraid\/\">Peak Oil<\/a>, here&#8217;s the real looming crisis:  we&#8217;re running out of new words.  Do you realize how hard it is, in our hyperactive age, to come up with a word that hasn&#8217;t already been invented for some purpose or another?  Surely we&#8217;ve all had the experience of mistyping a word into Google and nevertheless hitting a handful of results.  So as a little experiment, I made up some strings of letters that sounded like they could be words, checked in the <a href=\"http:\/\/dictionary.reference.com\/\">dictionary<\/a> that none of them actually exists as a conventional English word, and asked Google to go look for them.  Here&#8217;s how many hits I got.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li> antrith  (865) <\/li>\n<li> splicky  (230)<\/li>\n<li> queigh  (43)<\/li>\n<li> nurdle  (885)<\/li>\n<li> tobnet  (53)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&#8220;Splicky&#8221; is a pretty sweet-sounding word, actually; I&#8217;ll have to start dropping it into conversation.  Admittedly, most non-words appear on Google as abbreviations or computer terms or simple nonsense, and furthermore it&#8217;s not <em>that<\/em> hard to invent random strings that don&#8217;t get any hits.  Still, I&#8217;m worried.  If Shakespeare were alive today, I&#8217;m pretty sure he&#8217;d feel that Google was cramping his style, coinage-wise.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Forget about Peak Oil, here&#8217;s the real looming crisis: we&#8217;re running out of new words. Do you realize how hard it is, in our hyperactive age, to come up with a word that hasn&#8217;t already been invented for some purpose or another? Surely we&#8217;ve all had the experience of mistyping a word into Google and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,37],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-593","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-words"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/593","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=593"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/593\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=593"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=593"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=593"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}