{"id":5556,"date":"2010-10-13T11:50:16","date_gmt":"2010-10-13T18:50:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.discovermagazine.com\/cosmicvariance\/?p=5556"},"modified":"2010-10-13T11:50:16","modified_gmt":"2010-10-13T18:50:16","slug":"insane-clown-posse-channels-walt-whitman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/2010\/10\/13\/insane-clown-posse-channels-walt-whitman\/","title":{"rendered":"Insane Clown Posse Channels Walt Whitman"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Every astronomer knows <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bartleby.com\/142\/180.html\">this poem<\/a>, not with any special fondness:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>WHEN I heard the learn\u2019d astronomer;<br \/>\nWhen the proofs, the figures, were ranged in columns before me;<br \/>\nWhen I was shown the charts and the diagrams, to add, divide, and measure them;<br \/>\nWhen I, sitting, heard the astronomer, where he lectured with much applause in the lecture-room,<br \/>\nHow soon, unaccountable, I became tired and sick;<br \/>\nTill rising and gliding out, I wander\u2019d off by myself,<br \/>\nIn the mystical moist night-air, and from time to time,<br \/>\nLook\u2019d up in perfect silence at the stars.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Now, I really like Walt Whitman, but this was not his finest moment.  These days, the don&#8217;t-bother-me-with-explanations torch is carried by the <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Insane_clown_posse\">Insane Clown Posse<\/a> &#8212; two middle-aged white guys, Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope, who put on makeup and rap approvingly about violence and misogyny.  (Sorry for the comparison, Walt, but you brought it on yourself.)  They received a lot of scorn from scientists for their recent song <a href=\"http:\/\/gawker.com\/5516721\/insane-clown-posses-incomprehensible-miracles-video-explained\">Miracles<\/a>, which featured the immortal lines<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Fuckin&#8217; magnets, how do they work?<br \/>\nAnd I don&#8217;t wanna talk to a scientist<br \/>\nY&#8217;all motherfuckers lying and<br \/>\ngetting me pissed.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Now there is a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.guardian.co.uk\/music\/2010\/oct\/09\/insane-clown-posse-christians-god\">scary and illuminating interview<\/a> with the duo by Jon Ronson in the Guardian, where they double down on their dislike of explanation and understanding. (Via <a href=\"http:\/\/voices.washingtonpost.com\/ezra-klein\/2010\/10\/public_service_announcement.html\">Ezra Klein<\/a>.)  It&#8217;s all good, but here&#8217;s an especially clarifying moment:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;I did think,&#8221; I admit, &#8220;that fog constitutes quite a low threshold for miracles.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Fog?&#8221; Violent J says, surprised.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well,&#8221; I clarify, &#8220;I&#8217;ve lived around fog my whole life, so maybe I&#8217;m blas\u00e9.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Fog, to me, is awesome,&#8221; he replies. &#8220;Do you know why? Because I look at my five-year-old son and I&#8217;m explaining to him what fog is and he thinks it&#8217;s incredible.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ah!&#8221; I gesticulate. &#8220;If you&#8217;re explaining to your  five-year-old son what fog is, then why do you not want to meet scientists? Because they&#8217;re just like you, explaining things to people\u2026&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well,&#8221; Violent J says, &#8220;science is\u2026 we don&#8217;t really\u2026 that&#8217;s like\u2026&#8221; He pauses. Then he waves his hands as if to say, &#8220;OK, an analogy&#8221;: &#8220;If you&#8217;re trying to fuck a girl, but her mom&#8217;s home, fuck her mom! You understand? You want to fuck the girl, but her mom&#8217;s home? <em>Fuck the mom.<\/em> See?&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>If you&#8217;re confused, Violent J doesn&#8217;t actually want to have sex with his paramour&#8217;s mother.  He is simply advocating not changing your behavior just because a parent is in the house.  One word serving many purposes.<\/p>\n<p>Oh yes, and they are evangelical Christians.  There are many different senses in which science and religion might come into conflict &#8212; personally I care about &#8220;religion makes claims about how the world works that aren&#8217;t true,&#8221; but there are certainly others.  Here is one of them.  As Shaggy puts it: &#8220;But since then, scientists go, &#8216;I&#8217;ve got an explanation for that.&#8217; It&#8217;s like, fuck you! I like to believe it was something out of this world.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t think religion is causing these lovable mop-tops to rebel against the power of scientific explanation; that&#8217;s too cheap an explanation.  Rather, there is an underlying attitude that both pushes them away from science, and toward religion:  a strong preference in favor of believing a certain set of things about the world, well before any evidence is in.  <em>First<\/em> we decide that rainbows and magnets and Stonehenge are miraculous and mysterious things that cannot be accounted for by ordinary, understandable processes; <em>then<\/em> we reject science and turn to religious beliefs because that&#8217;s what flatters our preconceptions.   It&#8217;s hard to know how to reach people like that.  I&#8217;m thinking Phil Plait and Brian Cox should put on clown makeup and start rapping about Maxwell&#8217;s equations.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every astronomer knows this poem, not with any special fondness: WHEN I heard the learn\u2019d astronomer; When the proofs, the figures, were ranged in columns before me; When I was shown the charts and the diagrams, to add, divide, and measure them; When I, sitting, heard the astronomer, where he lectured with much applause in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5556","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-science-and-society"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5556","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5556"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5556\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5556"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5556"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5556"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}