{"id":4498,"date":"2010-04-04T08:05:51","date_gmt":"2010-04-04T15:05:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.discovermagazine.com\/cosmicvariance\/?p=4498"},"modified":"2010-04-04T08:05:51","modified_gmt":"2010-04-04T15:05:51","slug":"first-thoughts-on-the-ipad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/2010\/04\/04\/first-thoughts-on-the-ipad\/","title":{"rendered":"First Thoughts on the iPad"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Only one thought, actually: why don&#8217;t I have one?  Don&#8217;t they know I&#8217;m a highly influential blogger?<\/p>\n<p>Via <a href=\"http:\/\/inversesquare.wordpress.com\/2010\/04\/02\/stephen-colberts-salsa-recipeipad-app\/\">Tom Levenson<\/a>:<\/p>\n<table style='font:11px arial;color:#333;background-color:#f5f5f5' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='360'>\n<tbody>\n<tr style='background-color:#e5e5e5' valign='middle'>\n<td style='padding:2px 1px 0px 5px'><a target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.colbertnation.com'>The Colbert Report<\/a><\/td>\n<td style='padding:2px 5px 0px 5px;text-align:right;font-weight:bold'>Mon &#8211; Thurs 11:30pm \/ 10:30c<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr style='height:14px' valign='middle'>&lt;td style=&#039;padding:2px 1px 0px 5px;&#039; colspan=&#039;2&#039;<a target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.colbertnation.com\/the-colbert-report-videos\/268823\/april-01-2010\/stephen-gets-a-free-ipad'>Stephen Gets a Free iPad<a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr style='height:14px;background-color:#353535' valign='middle'>\n<td colspan='2' style='padding:2px 5px 0px 5px;width:360px;overflow:hidden;text-align:right'><a target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.colbertnation.com\/'>www.colbertnation.com<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr valign='middle'>\n<td style='padding:0px' colspan='2'><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr style='height:18px' valign='middle'>\n<td style='padding:0px' colspan='2'>\n<table style='margin:0px;text-align:center' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='100%'>\n<tr valign='middle'>\n<td style='padding:3px;width:33%'><a target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.colbertnation.com\/full-episodes'>Colbert Report Full Episodes<\/a><\/td>\n<td style='padding:3px;width:33%'><a target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.indecisionforever.com'>Political Humor<\/a><\/td>\n<td style='padding:3px;width:33%'><a target='_blank' href='http:\/\/www.colbertnation.com\/video\/tag\/health'>Health Care Reform<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Only one thought, actually: why don&#8217;t I have one? Don&#8217;t they know I&#8217;m a highly influential blogger? Via Tom Levenson: The Colbert Report Mon &#8211; Thurs 11:30pm \/ 10:30c &lt;td style=&#039;padding:2px 1px 0px 5px;&#039; colspan=&#039;2&#039;Stephen Gets a Free iPad www.colbertnation.com Colbert Report Full Episodes Political Humor Health Care Reform<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[34],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4498","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-technology"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4498","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4498"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4498\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4498"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4498"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4498"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}