{"id":346,"date":"2004-09-17T10:59:00","date_gmt":"2004-09-17T17:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/your-next-president\/"},"modified":"2004-09-17T10:59:00","modified_gmt":"2004-09-17T17:59:00","slug":"your-next-president","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/2004\/09\/17\/your-next-president\/","title":{"rendered":"Your Next President"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><a href=\"http:\/\/story.news.yahoo.com\/news?tmpl=story&#038;u=\/040830\/ids_photos_ts\/r1935180698.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/images\/kerrysurf.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/center>  <br \/>Okay, John &#8212; what&#8217;s with the shorts?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, John &#8212; what&#8217;s with the shorts?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-346","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellany"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/346","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=346"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/346\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=346"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=346"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=346"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}