{"id":345,"date":"2004-09-18T11:46:00","date_gmt":"2004-09-18T18:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/the-uncertainty-of-the-poet\/"},"modified":"2004-09-18T11:46:00","modified_gmt":"2004-09-18T18:46:00","slug":"the-uncertainty-of-the-poet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/2004\/09\/18\/the-uncertainty-of-the-poet\/","title":{"rendered":"The Uncertainty of the Poet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>By <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thermalnoise.net\/lit\/cope.php#uncertain\">Wendy Cope.<\/a><br \/>\n<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>     I am a poet<br \/>\n<br \/>     I am very fond of bananas.<\/p>\n<p>      I am bananas<br \/>\n<br \/>     I am very fond of a poet.<\/p>\n<p>      I am a poet of bananas<br \/>\n<br \/>     I am very fond.<\/p>\n<p>      A fond poet of &#8216;I am, I am&#8217;-<br \/>\n<br \/>     Very bananas.<\/p>\n<p>      Fond of &#8216;Am I bananas,<br \/>\n<br \/>     Am I?&#8217;- a very poet.<\/p>\n<p>      Bananas of a poet!<br \/>\n<br \/>     Am I fond?&#8217;  Am I very?<\/p>\n<p>      Poet bananas!  I am.<br \/>\n<br \/>     I am very fond a &#8216;very&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>      I am of very fond bananas.<br \/>\n<br \/>     Am I a poet?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Wendy Cope. I am a poet I am very fond of bananas. I am bananas I am very fond of a poet. I am a poet of bananas I am very fond. A fond poet of &#8216;I am, I am&#8217;- Very bananas. Fond of &#8216;Am I bananas, Am I?&#8217;- a very poet. Bananas of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-345","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellany"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/345","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=345"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/345\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=345"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=345"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=345"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}