{"id":12677,"date":"2015-12-22T15:38:45","date_gmt":"2015-12-22T23:38:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/?p=12677"},"modified":"2015-12-22T15:38:45","modified_gmt":"2015-12-22T23:38:45","slug":"cosmic-maelstrom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/2015\/12\/22\/cosmic-maelstrom\/","title":{"rendered":"Cosmic Maelstrom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was doing some end-of-the-year housecleaning on my computer, and stumbled across this poem &#8212; an unrhymed sonnet on symmetry breaking in the early universe. (Always aiming at the least common denominator, what can I say?) <\/p>\n<p>I have no misconceptions about my poetic abilities, which is no doubt why it sat privately on my hard drive for so long. But it&#8217;s the holidays, so here you go.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The cosmic maelstrom boiled bright and fierce,<br \/>\nA thousand fields did gambol nearly free.<br \/>\nMomentum was exchanged so high and hot<br \/>\nThat couplings did asymptote to nil.<br \/>\nAmidst the glue and bosons &#8216;lectroweak<br \/>\nThere stood our pensive scalar doublet, Phi<br \/>\nSurveying a potential all about<br \/>\nLike Buridan&#8217;s ass, secured by symmetry.<br \/>\nA longing pulled these spineless complex fields,<br \/>\nTo rest where energy was minimized.<br \/>\nBut held by finite temperature effects,<br \/>\nThe quarks and leptons bound symmetric state.<br \/>\nYet nothing perfect lasts through cosmic time,<br \/>\nThe universe expands, illusion breaks.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was doing some end-of-the-year housecleaning on my computer, and stumbled across this poem &#8212; an unrhymed sonnet on symmetry breaking in the early universe. (Always aiming at the least common denominator, what can I say?) I have no misconceptions about my poetic abilities, which is no doubt why it sat privately on my hard [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[37],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12677","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12677","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12677"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12677\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12680,"href":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12677\/revisions\/12680"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12677"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12677"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/preposterousuniverse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12677"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}