“I understand nothing”

From The Tao of Physics to What the Bleep Do We Know?, quantum mechanics has been a favorite target for wildly misguided cultural appropriations. That’s hardly surprising; quantum mechanics is hard, and not many physicists understand it at a deep level. The only interesting argument is whether “not many” in that sentence should be replaced by “no.”

Yesterday I stumbled across two invocations of quantum mechanics in very different contexts. First, via 3quarksdaily, historian John Lukacs muses on the centrality of our nature as human beings to our ability to apprehend and understand the world.

All of this happened during and after three-quarters of a century when physicists, inventing and dependent on more and more powerful machines, have found more and more smaller and smaller particles of matter, affixing them with all kinds of names. Until now, well into the 21st century, it is (or should be) more and more likely that not only A Basic Theory of Everything but also the smallest Basic Unit of Matter will and can never be found. Why? Because these particles are produced by scientists, human beings themselves.

Every piece of matter—just as every number—is endlessly, infinitely divisible because of the human mind. Some scientists will admit this. Others won’t.

It goes on like that at great length; it was hard to choose a representative excerpt. Basically, Lukacs is making a mistake resembling that which I accused Paul Davies of some time back — demanding that properties of as-yet-known physical theories conform to some cherished metaphysical presuppositions. In reality, the fact that scientists built the apparatuses that produce elementary particles doesn’t tell us anything at all about whether a Theory of Everything is an attainable goal. It may or may not be, but our status as conscious human beings doesn’t have anything to say about it.

And then, via Cynical-C, we find Roger Ebert reviewing Watchmen:

So let’s ask what we understand about quantum mechanics. We’ll start with me. I understand nothing.

Oh, I’ve read a lot about it. Here is what I think I know: At a basic level, the universe is composed of infinitesimal bits, I think they’re called strings, which seem to transcend our ideas about space and time. One of these bits can be in two places at once, or, if two bits are at a distance, can somehow communicate with one another. Now I have just looked it all up in Wikipedia, and find that not only don’t I understand quantum mechanics, I don’t understand the article either. So never mind. Let’s just say my notions are close to the general popular delusions about the subject, and those are what Dr. Manhattan understands.

Let’s see: despite the name “quantum,” it’s not really right to think of quantum mechanics as based on individual “bits.” But it’s true that fields resolve themselves into particles under careful observation, so that’s an excusable confusion. “Strings” have nothing to do with it, a consequence of mixing up different topics in the pop-science domain. “Somehow communicate with each other” refers to entanglement — widely-separated entangled particles don’t really communicate, but that’s certainly our fault as scientists and communicators, since we keep saying that they do.

There are two major differences between Lukacs’s discourse on quantum mechanics and Ebert’s. First, Lukacs is much more subtle, intricately weaving concepts from modern physics into a thesis concerning the role of history in human affairs. (Still completely wrong, of course.) But second and more importantly, Ebert admits he has no idea what he’s talking about, and goes to look things up on Wikipedia; Lukacs, in contrast, flaunts his misunderstanding, waving it around as proof of his erudition. Score one for the non-academics.

(And there’s no justification for scientists sneering at historians in general on this score; if I had a nickel for every time a physicist flung around concepts like “falsifiability” or “postmodernism” without knowing what was going on, I could rescue the American banking system all by myself.)

What I really found interesting was that Ebert, after giving up on Wikipedia — and rightfully so, their physics articles are uniformly useless for someone approaching the ideas as an outsider — turned next to YouTube for edification! He includes a few clips that try to say something helpful about quantum mechanics. I wonder if that’s the wave of the future. It gave me the idea of making a set of very short videos, each of which would succinctly explain one scientific idea. Making a two-minute video would take less time than writing a decent blog post. (Right?)

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  1. Hi Sean,
    About your comment regarding that the physics articles on Wikipedia are uniformly useless for someone approaching the ideas as an outsider, I think you’re flat out wrong… and I’ll explain why:

    1) I’ve talked with many people who are not physicists but have understood a couple of things by reading these articles

    2) It depends on how you define “useless”. If you mean that an outsider will reading a Field Theory article and will be able to calculate some quantity himself, then I agree they are useless but remember a Wikipedia article cannot substitute a book. If on the other hand you mean that he won’t even grasp the basics then I disagree as many physics/astronomy articles are Featured (which are chosen by laymen not scientist) and this means that they are of the highest quality.

    However, I agree that some articles could be better and whenever I’ve come across one that needs corrections I do my best to fix it.

    Cheers,
    Nobody

    PS FYI I’m a physicist as well but for reasons of self preservation I’ll remain anonymous 🙂

  2. IANA Physicist and I welcome your two minute science videos. I understand very little of what happens in physics research today, despite always having a healthy interest in science in general.

    Bring on the video!

  3. I’m not surprised about Roger Ebert. If you read his reviews with regularity, you’ll notice that he is very much the ideal lay man in regards to science. His knowledge of quantum mechanics, as he himself admits, is lacking, but he’s also one of the few movie critics who knows enough science to chide movies for scientific unrealism. Find a review of a sci-fi movie from him, and you’ll see. Probably most importantly, he approaches science from an underlying position of respect, of humble reverence. It’s that basic respect and humility that is lacking from people like Lukacs.

    And, for the record, there are some of us who do understand quantum mechanics, and not just at the operational level of symbolic manipulation. So the answer to your question, whether “not many” should be replaced with “no,” is “not many.” People who say differently are either covering for their own insecurity, or arrogantly want to present to what they do as being esoteric and beyond the capacity of mere mortals.

  4. Hi Sean,

    I love the idea of your videos, and would very much like to see what you come up with. I am most definitely not a physicist in any way, but enjoy trying to grapple with some of these ideas (and as a teacher of philosophy they sometimes become germaine). Many of my students are much more profoundly influenced by “What the Bleep” and its ilk than any science class they have had. It would be great to have a few videos to point them to that actually made sense.

    BTW- I link to your blog from my class website- many of my students are reading your blog as well!

    Thanks,
    JGS

  5. Just my two cents here but I think the two-minute videos would be a great idea, although perhaps five-minute or even hour long videos would be better. I was thinking today about how much of the difficulty I’ve had in the past understanding quantum mechanics stemmed more from the esoteric nature of the presentation in textbooks rather than the esoteric nature of the subject itself. I think there is a fine line between communicating material in a way that younger generations can understand and doing so in a way that is so overly colloquial that it peaks out in terms of comprehensibility and then grows dated after a while. For example, in my opinion the success of your GR textbook is largely due to this, while Wheeler’s falls in the realm of the latter and Landau’s is the polar opposite.

    Anyways on the subject of youtube, I always used to fall asleep watching reruns of favorite television shows on my computer to lull me to sleep. These days I’ve taken to falling asleep to Susskinds enormous collection of physics lectures on youtube in order to make the act of falling asleep a bit more educational. I wish there was more stuff like that available at a level more sophisticated than the Teaching Company videos.

  6. I like the video idea, but it will be a difficult task. According to the National Center for Voice and Speech, the average rate of spoken English is ~150 words per minute. With so few words to play with you may have to break down the scientific ideas into smaller and smaller chunks. Then you run the risk that somebody says “Every [scientific idea]—just as every number—is endlessly, infinitely divisible because of the human mind.”

  7. MedallionOfFerret

    While reading Ebert’s quote in your post I assumed it was a self-satire–the Ebert knows much better, and was playing it for laughs because he knows he doesn’t understand it well enough to pontificate. If you read the article–which is about the movie Watchman, he spends a lot of time poking fun at the movie’s assumptions, too.

    Richard Feynman: “I think it is safe to say that no one understands quantum mechanics. Do not keep saying to yourself, if you can possibly avoid it, “But how can it be like that?” because you will go “down the drain” into a blind alley from which nobody has yet escaped. Nobody knows how it can be like that.”

    Sometimes physicists–even the most percipient of them–have the same problem in understanding movie critics, too.

  8. The YouTube videos are a fantastic idea. You know that there are probably thousands of crackpot videos on YouTube now “explaining” a what-the-bleep version of Quantum Mechanics, so why not some legitimate ones?

    Also, Roger Ebert is actually a very intelligent person. I get the impression that he dumbed down his own understanding of QM to give us an idea of what the public perception is. See, he is able to write so that the general public can understand him, a skill which takes much greater intelligence than obfuscating your misunderstandings with academic-speak.

    Funny, I would describe Lukacs position as being very postmodern, and I checked here to make sure I was right: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postmodernism

  9. Just to be clear: there’s no sense in which I was criticizing Ebert. He wants to be able to talk about quantum mechanics rather than consign it to the file of impossibly difficult ideas, which is good, and he admits that he doesn’t understand it very well, which is even better. An admirable stance all around. It’s the job of scientists and educators to make these ideas clear to the widest possible audience of interested non-experts.

  10. Two minute videos? That’d be great. Given the readership of this blog, rest assured, there’d be a huge audience for the videos AND a huge responsibility for the bloggers here. But the objective would be best served with plenty of animations for an audience with high-school physics knowledge, but a deep interest in the subject, rather than lecture style presentations. You could begin with a video on what Quantum mechanics is NOT and get that out of the way for the rest of us who confuse it with string theory.

    Given the credentials of the bloggers here, you WILL be quoted, linked and otherwise exposed to a larger audience that prefers their science in cartoons. Good luck with this.

  11. Hi Sean,

    I’d never heard from Lukacs before, so I would not rush in tagging him, but if he keeps writing like that he could get tenured at the “Deepak Chopra Institute for Crackpot Theories Using QM.” I think the videos are a good idea, in that area I also enjoy the “explain it in 60 seconds” section of Symmetry mag.
    Best,

    Marcos

  12. Making a two-minute video would take less time than writing a decent blog post. (Right?)

    No. But that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t do it. Might want to ask Phil first why he stopped doinghis ‘tubes with the Squishy Brain of SCIENCE!.

    Every piece of matter—just as every number—is endlessly, infinitely divisible because of the human mind. Some scientists will admit this. Others won’t.

    So according to Lukacs, no matter how often you cut the cheese, you’ll still end up with a piece of cheese, only smaller?

    Democritos must be spinning in his grave.

  13. Amos Kenigsberg (Discover Web Editor)

    Funny you mention this two-minute-explanation idea, Sean—DISCOVER has done something very much like that: a user-generated video contest series called Science in Two Minutes or Less. The first contest was String Theory in Two Minutes or Less, and we got some really great entries: http://discovermagazine.com/twominutesorless

    We’re just about to start another entry in the contest series: Evolution in Two Minutes or Less. From the ad for the contest: “If you can show even the most hard-headed creationist that Darwin was right, then you should enter your submission in DISCOVERmagazine.com’s next iteration of the “Two Minutes or Less” video contest.”

    The submission page will go live on the site soon.

    [Update 9 March: I updated the link, which was previously broken. Stupid WordPress!]

  14. One additional problem for quantum mechanics is that there are extremely reputable and intelligent physicists who have apparently thought long and hard about the subject and reached different conclusions about its ontology to others in the same category. So at some point, a populariser has to choose between coming down on the side of David Deutsch, or of Asher Peres, or of trying to explain that for all we know (or at least for all I know) either one of them might be right. It’s not an insurmountable problem, but it is an additional hurdle for lay people trying to get to grips with what’s going on.

  15. The video idea is a good one. On the other hand you could do some more blogginghead.tv discussions with David Albert, interaction can make it more interesting and you can get the different perspectives on the issues. Could I suggest a series of ten bloggingheads videos starting out with with the historical basis for thinking up quantum mechanics passign through Copenhagen, recounts some of the experimental results (which fundamentally drive the theory) and ending with many worlds and roger penrose’s theories, etc.

  16. The major physics articles on Wikipedia are fairly well written, but once you start to get into the subpages they turn into nothing more than a giant ramble with a few equations tossed in.

    I’ve read Wikipedia physics articles on topics that I was already fairly familiar with, and been so thoroughly confused that I had to go look up what I already knew in a book, just to clarify.

    Granted, Britannica isn’t any better. There is only so much you can say in a couple thousand words. I mean, it isn’t like they can write an entire John Gribbin or Phil Plait book and make that an article. It’s simply an inherent limitation to the encyclopedic format. And that is why there are other Wikimedia projects besides Wikipedia;). There are just some things that can’t be done with an encyclopedia.

  17. Jean-Paul Billon

    Well, some weeks ago in France I had a dispute in a well known French newspaper (Liberation) website with a physicists from the French national research center (CNRS) who was writing that Quantum mechanics is as obscure and magical than astrology. He was citing Feynman to support his claims that quantum physics was a mystery that was leading people into a kind of mystical fuzzy realm that Science should not allow. My guess is that Feynman, who is so respected on both sides of the Atlantic Ocean, is partly responsible of this kind of anti-scientific reaction from practicing scientists themselves. If one wants to get through the basis of Quantum mechanics, there is the wonderful introduction in the book of Landau and Lifshitz about classical quantum mechanics that provides a deep understanding of the Copenhagen position, or the book about the many-world interpretation published by Princeton university. Laymen newspaper people can be rightly confused when scientists are not providing them with the right argumentation and prefer sensationalist declaration to keep the light on them. I do not say that Quantum mechanics is fully understood, as the bottom of this theory is that we cannot understand what’s going on in the realm of particle physics because our cognitive capabilities have been designed to cope with our macroscopic macro-world perceptions. That leads to some insatisfaction that the afficionados of Bohm/de Broglie causal interpretation are still keeping alive. Whatever, current physics is far from these basic questions and really embedded in much narrower questions, and that is not easy to make that understood by laymen newspaper people, which is the true difficulty of contemporary physics to become understood by non-specialized, and even specialized, people.

  18. Hey, I was one bureaucratic technicality shy of getting a literature degree to go along with my physics one, on account of all the comparative-media-studies electives I took. I earned my right to gripe about “postmodernism”, goddammit!

    Basically, Lukacs is making a mistake resembling that which I accused Paul Davies of some time back — demanding that properties of as-yet-known physical theories conform to some cherished metaphysical presuppositions.

    Funnily enough, just this morning I was sent a link to a typical “fractured ceramic” website, in the “quantum mechanics is wrong” genre. This was basically his stance on the EPR experiment: to the inventor of “Super Relativity”, that an explanation works doesn’t matter. Because it’s so darn unintuitive, it’s farcical, if not outright sinful.

    Also: you never appreciate the value of the abstract-up-front organization of scientific journal articles until you’ve seen the alternative.

    (Someday, I’d like to put the people who proclaim that “quantum physics is a fraud and scientists are conspiring to hide the truth” in a confined space with the ones who tell us “homeopathy works because of quantum physics and scientists are conspiring to hide the truth”. We could borrow a box from Schrödinger and have great fun making bets on who’ll come out.)

  19. Low Math, Meekly Interacting

    On the one hand I like the idea, but on the other, when it comes to even approaching a feeling of comprehension of such subjects, sometimes I need to read it. And re-read it. And re-re-read it. Then again, it’s hard to beat a visual for getting some difficult points across. I really enjoyed watching Feynman perform his dry run of “QED” in New Zealand, even though I’d already read the book. I’d say choose the video subject judiciously, keep a whiteboard handy to dash off helpful illustrations, and it could be a great way to augment blog posts.

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