PZ Myers — looming, hulking titan of the science blogosphere — turns an even half-century old tomorrow. Bloggers of all stripes are coming out to celebrate, with links being collected by John McKay, GrrlScientist, and Coturnix. (I’m not sure what’s the big deal about 50. The number only looks special because it’s the number of fingers on one hand times the number of fingers on both hands. A less parochially antropocentric anniversary would be 64, which is the square of the number of arms on a cephalopod. But I’m not in charge.)
I would like to give PZ a nice birthday present, as he played an important role in my life as a blogger: he gave me my first link ever. I could write him a poem, like Richard Dawkins did, but trust me you don’t want that.
So I had the great idea of sharing my favorite cephalopod-related video — this clip of a guy eating live octopus tentacles.
But then I thought about where I had actually seen this first — and, yes, it was on Pharyngula. Damn you, PZ! Still, if you’re in the LA area and are jonesing for some live tentacles, we’ll hook you up.
So finally I decided to give PZ something he’d really appreciate — his astrological chart.
The “interpretation” goes on and on about the implications that Pluto is in 28 degrees Leo, etc. (I guess they still think it’s a planet.) But here’s the punchline:
Rising Sign is in 03 Degrees Aries
You are a free spirit and you must be first at everything you do. Very energetic, self-assertive and active, things must be done your way. Even though you may feel calm and serene on the inside, you certainly do not act that way. You want to do everything full-tilt, 100 miles per hour! A great competitor, but a poor cooperator — you must learn how to lose more gracefully. Very self-confident, ambitious and passionate, you radiate positive energy. You are blunt and direct, but at times unfeeling and tactless, especially if anyone offers you any resistance. You fight for your beliefs, but your tendency to act first and think later often causes you much grief.
Man, I don’t know. Seems pretty darn accurate to me. I might become a believer, despite my principled misgivings.
Happy Birthday, PZ!
PZ was born in Kent, Washington? That’s literally a 5 to 10 minute drive from Renton, where I grew up. Hmmm…
That poem you linked to was amazing. I think it changed my life.
We’re all about the life-changing, Domenic. I hope it was for the better.
Happy Birthday to PZ. I enjoy his blog.
It is noteworthy that they nowadays use the circular deploy for astrological charts. Kepler still used the babilonian square deploy when doing his official work of royal astrologer.
On other hand, have you checked it against a serious sky plot program for the same day?
ASTROLOGY!!?! Noooooo!
You were in Renton, Jennifer? One of the traditions in my youth was to get in the car on a Friday or Saturday night and drive up to Renton, cruising the Loop and looking for babes. You were probably literally a babe in 1975, or perhaps not even that much. If it weren’t for the unfortunate temporal displacement…
I couldn’t resist the urge to post this, sorry if it bothers anyone … just struck me funny.
Two rules for men turning 50:
1) Never waste an erection.
2) Take care when you fart.
Happy birthday PZ! Love your blog!
From my favorite Pronoia prognisticator and astrological wiznut;
this week’s reading for our Pisces hero:
And oh to be 50 again, you are so (relatively) lucky and youth filled.
Yes, PZ, I was a bit young in 1975, but by the time I was in high school the loop was still the thing to do on a Friday or Saturday night. Renton wasn’t exactly a hopping place… 🙂
happy bday to PZ of course, And sean, I see you are once againq quoted in the paper of repute (NY times magazine, at least) on their big article on dark energy. Interested in your thoughts on the piece…
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/03/11/magazine/11dark.t.html?pagewanted=1&ei=5087&em&en=1e3e87968de1df72&ex=1173758400